Everybody's doing it...

WARNING: This blog contains adult language, brief nudity & mild violence, along with witty, sarcastic, and sometimes hurtful remarks/complaints that might make you laugh till you wet yourself or cry like a little school girl. The author would like to apologize in advance for a decrease in anybody's self-esteem. Viewer discretion is advised. 

Hi, I'm Colleen & I just became a conformist. Since everybody around me suddenly has a blog I have been inspired to let the world jump into my mind and learn about what I think. Now, you might be asking yourself, "Who the hell gives a rats ass about this girls thoughts and opinions?" The answer to that is EVERYONE. You must be one of many who live under a rock and didn't get the memo about me being kind of a big deal. Now, don't feel bad that you were uninformed about my celebrity status because over the course of my blogs life we will have plenty of time to get to know each-other. Scratch that, you will have plenty of time to get to know ME because I have no interest in who you are. I'm just being honest.  Now, let's begin...

Inspired by the one and only Kimi Gibler....

BFFLS: 

Gibler  &  Token 

SIBLINGS:

Merdino

MOM & POP:

Julz & Mike

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

Free & it feels absolutely amazing

PETS:

The little ginger terrorist Jack. 

My iPhone

Muffy the Wonder Dog [R.I.P]

LIKES:

Assholes, Sleeping, Reality Television, Complaining, Sarcasm

Music, Laughing, Working, High Heels, Spending Money,

Bribery, Persuasion, Getting what I want. 

DISLIKES:

Lettuce, Small Children, Not Getting My Way, Anxiety,

Other Girls in General, Waking Up, Math, Being Pale,

7 hour car ride with Kimi and Kevin,

Not having a plan. 

HOPES & DREAMS:

Other than world domination? 

I want to be 5'9 like Cindy Crawford

I want to be Tan 

I want to be a twin 

I want Brad and Jen to reconcile 

I have a feeling that this is going to be the start of a beautiful relationship. 

Peace.